My first rec!

Okay so for my first rec I'm going with The Cellar by iambeaglesummary: Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.

This fic kept me up the other night. I saw it recced on ADF and thought I'd just read a chapter or two before I go to sleep.... but lo and behold... I read the whole damn thing! Such a funny story! I love the Bella and Edward in this fic. It's exactly the type of humour I love in a fanfiction; quick and witty. The things that come out of our favourite pair's mouths are so random, I love them!

"On a scale from one to Michael Cera, how hipster do I look?"
Ben asked seriously."Don't ever ask me that again."

Ben might just be my favourite Ben so far, he's a total want to be hipster... though I won't lie, I think Edward and Bella are totally the real hipsters in this story, but not on purpose, it's just the way they are.

Here's just a few funny quotes... there's way more but I'm feeling lazy.

"Hi. I'm Bella and my friend likes to puke on people's shoes. Nice to meet you," Blue Scarf, Bella, said and handed me her drink so she could tend to her friend.

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"Yeah, yeah. I believe you. You're not Jane's type, anyway."
"Oh, I'm not?" I leaned a little closer. "Maybe she's not my type."
"She goes for guys with great hair and," she sipped her beer, "your locks definitely don't fall into that category."
"I'm wounded," I insisted, running a hand through my hair. "First you call me a premature ejaculator and now you're dissing my hair?"
"You're just sensitive. And you still use the word 'diss'. That's three strikes against you already," Bella scolded and scanned the bar, laughing when her eyes landed on her friend Kate grinding against some guy I hadn't seen before.

Most of the story takes place over the night they meet, and what a night it is! They have a mini adventure and have some amazing conversation along the way. The story is sort of complete... I think it was once, but the author has decided to add some Christmas to it by the looks of it (something I'm very happy about.)

Read it if you liked:
Bella and Edward's New Year's Eve Adventure
Anything you can think of that's sarcastic... my mind is coming up blank right now..